CHENEY'S ADAMANTINE MALADIES

I was incoherent with my obsession for worldly gain
As Secretary of Defense, I was an accomplice to life's disdain,
My mortices to become Haliburton's Chairman of the Board
Brought me revenues and fantastic financial rewards

Now as V.P. my adamantine  position to yield to war and destruction
Has blessed Haliburton with a seven billion dollar contribution,
With this type of position I have no need for futile bids
Because in all new contracts, I am the power grid

I demand the media hide the entrails of the wounded and the dead
For it delays my rest from my comfortable bed,
I am beyond reproach, infallible and superior to others
Thus I am the nexus to all of the Presidential powers

We knew there were no weapons of mass destruction
But sooner rather than later we will create a fabrication,
I told the pro temp Pres we control a good hearted nation
And the lies we spew they have not the slightest notion

Time is stealing apace for the end of our administration
With a few more wars we would have no public rejection,
But if our deception be uncovered and we leave the Republican Ruritan
With so much mammon, we would just simply purchase Heaven!
 

by sheriffgali