"CHARLEY"
I am a demon who sees and thrives on disaster
Good old "charley" could not come any sooner,
My job is really to declare States of emergency
But politically, it's better in person to approve the money

Like my Dad, I visited the hurricane disaster site
It's always a media blitz for all of Air Force One flights,
A President's presence in the midst of this type of crisis
Is definitely a hindrance, to those trying to assist

This I knew before going to the sunshine State
But I will do anything to remain inside the White House Gate,
It is difficult, not knowing the left from the right shoe
Economically and militarily, I know not what to do!

Each and every day my continued braggadocio vituperate
Is solely due to me being nothing but personate,
I am not obsessed but possessed with adamantine hypocrisy
And that is my egregious crime on my country's democracy

My fastuous fascioliasis I perpetrated on the entire world
Will inure unto my nation, myriads of dolorousness untold!
 

by sheriffgali

Author's Comments:
"It is not a world out of joint that makes our problem, but the shipwrecked soul in it. It is Hamlet, not his world, that  is  wrong." [P.T. FORSYTH]